#14: Blowing Kisses
How did this become a thing? At best, it comes off as an insincere attempt at both affection and regality—the mutual exclusion of these things being quite apparent in the whole I-want-to-kiss-you-but-more-than-that-I-want-you-to-stay-very-far-away aspect of it. At worst, it just makes you look like a jackass. Don’t be a jackass.